Well, maybe you could, but Bill didn't. This story actually goes back to 2004, when it was reported by German publication PC ...

Not every mouse has to be the fastest, lightest, or best. If you don’t play many PC games or feel compelled to “get things done” around the clock, a simple and comfortable mouse is all you need.

Not every mouse has to be the fastest, lightest, or best. If you don’t play many PC games or feel compelled to “get things done” around the clock, a simple and comfortable mouse is all you need.

SEATTLE, April 18, 2002 — Today at the Windows® Hardware Engineering Conference (WinHEC) 2002, Microsoft Corp., the leading innovator in desktop peripherals, will unveil the world’s first commercially ...