So you wanna save the Earth, huh? You've got two options: you can visit the Surya nightclub in London and dance on its electricity-generating dance floor, or you can buy an LG Flatron W2252TE monitor.

Our chums at LG recently telephoned to say they had a new 22-inch monitor we should look at. We laughed and told them to go away -- Crave doesn't get out of bed for anything less than 24 inches. It ...